OMG this page is the cat's meow. Awww, cats. Meowing. Okay I kind of wish they would stop that now, I'm trying to watch Judge Mathis.

If blogging is like keeping a journal, then I don't wanna be right. Wait, no, then I don't wanna be straight.

This is a blog. There we go. Nailed it.

I'm gonna write about things that I know about. I'll try to make the posts slightly more interesting than an encyclopedia but leave you feeling just as depressed as when you finished reading "Tuesdays with Morrie."